Ttech: guy what happen
Me: guy nah my uncle OO
Ttech: what happen to him? He done die?
Me: u no well. Nah your papa junior brother go die.
Ttech: lolzzzz OK weting happen Gan Gan
Me: I just came out of bathroom now with juliet and I checked my phone only to see missed call from my uncle.
Ttech: (*** turn to juliet***) weting two of you dey do inside bathroom
Juliet: lolzzzz weting you and your Bae dey do inside room
Tunji Bae: badest girl ever livet. Hope you ride him very well
Juliet: trust me, I gave him front and back.
Ttech Bae: bad girl, were you people see condom
Juliet: condom kee, nah without condom dey sweet nah.
Ttech bae: so you want to kill rely?
Immediately I had ” so you want to kill rely” my heart skipped. My mind started going so many places (*** chaiii HIV, AIDS, my own has finished, but know juliet is clean.
But her A$$ was wide open which means many guys has enter there. Chaiii rely see what konji has turn you into***) I was still lost in taught when I had Ttech shout my name.
I turned and looked at him, his face was not that bright. He asked me to me him outside.
Ttech: what did I just hear now?
Me: what are talking about
Ttech: don’t pretend ooo, after all you will be the one that will surfer it.
Me: surfer what?
Ttech: did you bleep juliet?
Me: yes nah
Ttech: where did you see condom?
Me: bro let me know lie for you, I bleeped her like that, flesh to flesh.
Ttech: rely!!! You done f–k up, why nah.
Me: I asked you for condom that time and you didn’t answer me, so with that level of konji I couldn’t hold it, so had to bleep her.
Ttech: I taught you will not bleep her nah. Two of you just meet today.
Me: but Ttech wait ooo, this one every body is shouting, what happen. Is she infected with HIV?
Ttech: who knows, I don’t trust that girl
Me: chisos, Ttech have you seen what you caused now, assuming you gave me the condom when I asked you to give me, all this season film that is happening now won’t be going on.
Ttech: your papa grandfather
Me: my papa grandfather abi.
I got angry and confused, my brain has been filled with HIV and AIDS. (*** why is all this thing happening to me, me and woman every time, and I will be on my own oo they will find me, see juliet now, for the first time am seeing her, she used HIV to welcome me, rely why is your life like this. Chaiii HIV?***) I was still thinking when tunji tap my head
Ttech: guy calm down, nobody said she has any disease, cool down
Me: imagine me been HIV positive, don’t worry, nah you I go first give am to…
Ttech: lolzzzz, how you go do that one, you no fit fu*ck me nah.
Me: let me go inside there and ask her
Ttech: know ooo, see bro leave that thing, juliet is clean, what am saying is that you should be using condom every time to avoid contacting unnecessary infection.
Me: are you sure she is clean?
Ttech: I guess so, but
Me: but what?
Ttech: we will go for test to be sure
Me: test kee, I don die
I went on my Neal’s and started praying to God to save me this time.
Me: God please just save me, I beg you, remember you said in the bible that we should ask and it shall been given to us.God please am asking for your forgiveness in all the sin I have committed, I promise not to bleep any girl again if you save me from……. I couldn’t finish my prayer when tunji cut me off.
Ttech: ode, better stop promising what you can not do. Bblondon is still waiting for you at home and you are here promising robish.
Me: you know well
Ttech: no be you wey I know, you must everly fall for Bblondon A$$
Me: but guy, make we commot play ooo, that girl Bblondon hot ooo, that her venzer A$$ is nothing to write home about.
Ttech: see who dey beg forgiveness, if that girl no kill you eeeh
Me: see bro just free me now make I talk to my God. After all, you are the cause of all this scenario.
I continue my prayer while Ttech was busy laughing at me and calling me names( ode, mumu…). I was still praying when my phone rang and Ttech checked the caller.
Ttech: guy nah your uncle OO
Me: guy, my own done finish today.
That man done see Bblondon for that house…
I couldn’t pick the call until the call ended by it self.
Immediately the call end, Bblondon call entered…
Me: Ttech I talk am, the man done catch Bblondon… Chaiii I done die…
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