I couldn’t pick the call until the call ended by it self. Immediately the call end, Bblondon call entered…
Me: Ttech I talk am, the man done catch Bblondon… Chaiii I done die…
I tried calling Bblondon back but it wasn’t connecting because of insufficient call card. I checked my pocked and all that left with me was #500, I rushed outside immediately to purchase airtime, on getting there, I meet a young black girl sitting in front of them MTN umbrella.
Me: please are you the one selling?
Girl: yes, which one do you want?
Me: (*** this girl fine ooo, how I go take collect her number now***)
Girl: how much?
Me: do you stay around?
Girl: yes, down the street
Me: wow that’s nice, well am rely but my friends do call me Smile.
Girl: that’s cool
Me: so what’s your own name?
Girl: am mariam
Me: what a lovely name
Marian: thank you
Me: can we chat on WhatsApp so we can get to know each other very well.
Marian: I don’t give guys my number
Me: (*** look at this ode ooo, you no happy say fine boy dey ask you ur number and you still dey form pursh. See as you black like mallam yarsh, idiot, come on gat out of here, olodo***)
Me: why nah
Me: OK, if you say so.
I recharged my phone and I was about calling Bblondon when my phone rang and my uncles name appeared on my screen. I didn’t pick it because I don’t know what to tell him about Bblondon until the third call enter. So I summon courage to pick it.
Me: (with weak voice) hello sir
Uncle: were are you?
Me: (***gbagam***) a..a..am… I went to buy something in the market.
Uncle: why have you not been picking my calls.
Me: am sorry sir, I was sleeping, I didn’t know it was ringing.
Uncle: take #10000 out of the money I gave you and give it to landlord. And manage your self with the remaining one.
I wont be able to come back next week again.
Me: (I started singing praise and worship in my heart, the picture of Bblondon A$$ started appearing in front of me and how am going to bleep her in different style this night.
I started jumping up in joy and happiness which attract people around both Marian who is selling recharge card. I guess they are wondering why I was so happy from the look on their faces.)
Me: why sir
Uncle: me and mama wants to attend a burial of one man that died.
Me: OK sir, my regards to mummy
Uncle: OK, take go care of the house. No nonsense oo.
Me: OK sir, no nonsense I promise.
Call ended and i ran inside with too much joy that am safe from any embarrassment. I told everything I discuss with my uncle to Ttech and he was happy. So I decided to call Bblondon
Me: am sorry baby, it not my fault.
Bb: have you withdraw the money.
Me: no baby, am already on my way home.
Bb: what do you mean, am I going to sleep here?
Me: no baby, I called Ttech, he said he will bring some money for me before 7 pm.
Bb: 7 pm !!!
Me: baby am so sorry.
Bb: OK, come back fast am hungry
Me: (***hungry? My J0yst!ck signaled me immediately***) OK baby, I will soon be back.
I ended the call and shake hand with my master planer. Two of us started shouting and whyning our self. As we are shouting, Ttech Bae and juliet heard us and join us. I grab juliet on her booty and jack her up. We decide to dance and rock to waste a little bit time.
Me: Ttech Baba, abeg give me condom please.
Ttech: baaad guy, woman no go kill you.
Tunji entered inside and came out with a pack of condom and dropped it on the center table in the parlor. Ttech connected his phone with the DVD and played (STORY FOR THE GODS BY OLAMIDE). We were dancing when I started squeezing juliet boobs. I played with her n—–s and she left out a m0an. I tickled her k—y cat until I decided to naked my self.
Ttech: guy weting you dey do…
Me: men, I no fit hold this thing again, I gats do something.
Juliet and tunji Bae : ( was laughing)
I was surprise when Ttech shouted( omo no time to check time) he unbotten his cloth and brought out his J0yst!ck and wear the condom.
The next thing he started bleeping his Bae in our front and his Bae was m0an!ng.
Me: (*** omo what am I waiting for***)
I grabbed juliet A$$ from the back, pull her pant down. I Immediately wear the condom and mouth my J0yst!ck from behind. I started bleep in and out and she was m0an!ng… We bleeped like 6 minutes when she decided to sU-Ck my J0yst!ck.
After sU-Cking, we transfered to d—-e style, from d—-e style to woman on top style to one leg up style and lastly to side by side style when she decided to sU-Ck my J0yst!ck, why she was sU-Cking, I cumed inside her mouth and she swallow. We tidy our self and I checked my time it was already 6:05 pm.
Me: Ttech, I want to be going, is already after 6
Ttech: yes paddi mi, when you reach just play along with me.
Me: OK , boss
Ttech: don’t forget to put you phone in loudspeaker when I call
Me: OK sir.
I moved closer to juliet and kiss her and sq££ze her boobs before all of them decide to see me off
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