ME AND ABIMBOLA
SEASON 3 EPISODE 6
Me: what!!! In church!! I cover my bumbum with the blood of holy ghost.
I moved away from that place to another location so I can concentrate and pray. After the long prayers with interesting and boring prayer points, I returned back to my seat. My mood wasn’t that quite good at that point in time because I haven’t encounter gay before in my life, I only heard about them.
I sat down on my sit. I took a glance at the guy with one corner of my eyes. He was still busy starring at me. His mind wasn’t in what the pastor was saying. I picked my phone to update Ttech about the guy on WhatsApp.
Me: Ttech how far.
Ttech: you are chatting in the Church, am disappointed in you. Tomorrow you will be forming pastor E.A Adeboye.
Me: live that one and listen first.
Ttech: what is it.
Me: omo I found out that one guy sitting next to me is a gay ooo. The guy has been starring at me since I got here.
Ttech: oloshi…you no well ooo…is it because the guy is starring at you that’s why you call him a gay?
Me: not only that!! As we was praying not quite long, the pastor asked us to hold our neighbors hand and pray for him or her!
Ttech: am listening
Me: immediately I gave the guy my hand, can you imagine?
Ttech: what happened?
Me: he started romancing my hand, when I noticed what was going on, I opened my eyes and took a look at him. If you see how romantic his face was at that time. I was tempted to run away.
Ttech: wow, rely we have make it ooo… This what I have been waiting for since..
Me: what do you mean because anytime something like this happens, nothing good is coming out from your plan.
Ttech: you no well, see eeehn, you are going to play along with the guy.
Me:you must be mad tunji. You want me to follow a gay. See, am not ready to wear pampas.
Ttech: rely see, we are going to make a lot of money from this business. Just play along with him now. If he request for your social media account, just give him. Even your phone number.
Me: Ttech please am not into this one. You can just take a bike from your house to this place, is not cost, when you get here, I will show you the guy then you can go on with him.
Ttech: listen to me, no body is bleeping your ass, I have a great plan. I have done something like this before. Where is the guy now?
Me: he is right beside me here.
Ttech: good, you know what you will do now?
Me: no
Ttech: after this chat now, give him attention, smile for him. Let him come and introduce him self to you.
I insisted not to play along with tunji until several begging and promise from him. I warned him that if anything should go wrong, I will hold him responsible.
I turned to my left and look at the guy who was busy pressing his phone at this time. I didn’t disturb him nor drew his attention. I concentrated my mind on what the pastor was saying. Pastor took a little bit time on his teaching about repentance. I was emotionaly touched. I felt sorry for my self. I started shading tears. I decided to confess all my sins and ask for God grace in my life.
After a few moment of the teaching, one man climbed their alter and introduced the choir. It was time for praise. I really love the praising part. I waited patiently for the choristers to start something. I was eager to dance for God, if not for anything, at least for giving me life upon all my unfaithfulness. I was Groving to the melody when I had a voice saying excuse me.
CONTAINS FROM EPISODE 7
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