Me:(chai how will I even start this conversation now..) I started eyeing Ttech who was at my back to give some orientation on how to start.
I guess Ttech didn’t understand my eye movement so I decided to use WhatsApp to tell him
Me: Ttech baba, see I get issue now oo
Ttech: oloshi, Shebe nah that girl you wan toast. I have been watching your movement since.
Me: exertly, omo you be witch ooo… Abeg I don’t know how I go take start the conversation. Please just give me small orientation.
Ttech: that one small nah..Shebe nah power bank she they use charge her phone so.?
Ttech: oya tell her to please borrow you her power bank that your phone is almost dead. Then from there, you jack it up.
Me: sharp boi, you go live long..
Ttech: sha no toast mamiwater one day..
I quite my WhatsApp immediately and took a silent deep breath before I made a move.
Me: hi, please can you borrow me your power bank, my phone is already half dead…
Lady: OK no problem, you can take it
Me: (***wow, this is good approach, Ttech the bad master planner***) thanks, which side of IMO state are you heading to?.
Me: ok, am heading to owerri
Me: anyway, am rely and you?
Me and chioma was getting along with each other. We became good friends immediately, we played together, even people in the bus with us was wondering if we new each other before. But she had a habit which I don’t like but I have to adapt with it. She always like to eat everything she see. I spent almost #2500 on her head before we get to Ore in Benin. I was trying to avoid her because if I continue with her, she is going to dry my pocket.
Our bus stopped at Ore where we can eat and rest a little bit. Me and chioma went to the restaurant together, I was surprised when she ordered a plate of food which cost #1200 and she expected me to pay. Out of pride, I paid the money while I was boiling inside me.( *** God, who even ask me to talk to this girl now, Ttech you shouldn’t have given me the orientation, you are the course of all this now. Look at my pocket now***) after spending exertly #3000 in that restaurant, I decided not to talk to chioma again.(*** but if I didn’t talk to her, all my money will just go like that. I have to finish what I have started***). We continued with our journey after the brief chill pill. Me and chioma was still gisting and laughing together until we got to IMO stated at around 4:45pm. Everybody highlighted from the bus to find his or her own square root. I waited for chioma to come out so I can collet her phone number..
Me: hi dear…so when are we seeing again after today..
Chioma: I don’t know..
Me: OK , give me your number so I can call you?
Chioma: aaaagh, phone number kee, I don’t have phone ooo
Me:( nah amadioha go strike you, after chopping my money you are telling me phone number kee, no nah baba ijebu number. Oloshi) so how can I reach you. There must be away.
Chioma: I don’t know..
I was still trying to convince her to release her number when she mounted on a bike and drove off. I turned back and found Ttech, AY and lastborn laughing at me, calling me mumu and other names. I couldn’t cry nor talk to them. We got to the grooms house around 6:30pm. They accepted us, gave us food and drink. After eating. I was resting under orange tree in front of the grooms house thinking about what happened between me and chioma when I noticed a lady coming towards me.
Lady: hi, hope there is no problem, these one you are outside when your brothers are inside.
Me: no, am ok, I just want to receive a fresh air. You know the journey was stressful because of the traffic.
Lady: eyea, well am chiamaka
Me: am rely
Chiamaka: tell me about Lagos please, you know I haven’t been there and I have had many things about it and I wish to go there.
We gisted for about 1 hour before she decided to show me the pictures of the groom being her brother and the pictures of the bride. I watched the pictures of the husband. He is a cute guy, with pointed nose and yellow in complexion. I asked her to show me the pictures of the wife.
Chiamaka: wow, you will sure like her, because she is very beautiful..
Me: wow, you don’t mean it…
Chiamaka: (searching her gallery) see her…
Chiamaka: (surprised) why are you shouting like that..
Me: (silent and scared)
Chiamaka: rely what is it
Me: (still silent and gasping at the same time)
Chiamaka: rely tell me nah, what is it.
Me: nothing, she is very beautiful?
Chiamaka: are you sure?
Me: of course yes
Chiamaka: OK, I want to take something from the kitchen, I will be back.
I was still scared and gasping because of the wife pictures that I saw. I saw BBLONDON on the pictures wearing wedding gown which means she is the one wedding tomorrow morning. Another wahala….
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