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when I opened the message I saw what skipped my mind… I saw a message from my best friend AYOMIDE. Meanwhile I have two best friend ( AYOMIDE Who I normally call AY and OJEBISI OLATUNJI who is popularly known as TTECH ) they are my two bestie who I cannot do without and I do call them my master planner or event planners. Three of us are like brothers from another mother, we can do anything for each other, we never hide anything from each other. When I opened my WhatsApp and saw the message.
AY: Rely where are you, your uncle has been looking for you since, and he has been outside since 5.00pm
Me: (***check my time and is already 9:53pm, chaiii, Rely see what konji have turn you into) How do you know?
AY: am beside your house, and the way your uncle looks now, he is very very angry.
AY: is not only Jesus, you will still shout angel Gabriel.
Me: you no well
AY: where did u go to rely
Me: I went to field.
AY: by this time of the night
Me: I was with that babe I told you about yesterday
AY: shuuu, you f–k her?
Me: you no well, it remain small, as I was about to mount my J0yst!ck and bleep her, my phone started ringing and when I checked who the caller is, I found it was my uncle.
So I withdraw my J0yst!ck and start rushing home.
AY: Rely DA bad guy,
Me: no be Una be my coach ni
AY: chaiii but nah bad market ooo
Me: AY live that one for now, I will tell you everything that happen later, let’s solve the issue on ground now. What will I tell my uncle when I get home? Where will I tell him that I went to?
AY: chaiii and that your uncle was angry when I saw him, I don’t know any lie that I will compose now that will suit the situation on ground
Me: please bro, I no you can arrange something with your brain now. Abeg find something.
AY: OK give me 2minutes to think
Me: OK boss, but be fast OO.
I was still thinking on what to do when I saw I message envelope on my screen. I don’t want to open it before because I taught it was those MTN messages. I decided to open it, I shocked to see that the message was sent by my uncle. I decided to read it and it says.. ” Rely if you know what is good for you don’t come back to this house” chaiii my heart started beating faster. Chaiii blessing done kill me ooo. About 2 mins later I saw WhatsApp notification message and I checked it, I found out that it was from AY.
AY: rely I have something
Me: (*** relax my mind***) oya tell me boss
AY: tell him u went to church
Me: church kee, we did not have anything in church today, beside I don’t have bible with me.
AY: that’s very easy , were are you now
Me: am in olugunfe street, opposite that olosho girl house wey wan f–k Ttech to death
AY: ode, who tell you say nah olosho
Me: you no see say her boobs and A$$ done fall finish
AY: make Ttech catch you, well am coming to that place now with bible, u will go with the bible and tell him you went to church program with your friend.
Me: what if he ask me why I didn’t pick all his call
AY: tell him that your phone was on silent, that you didnt no that it was ringing.
Me: OK boss, am waiting
Like 5 minute later AY landed with KJV bible, he put me through on how I will perform the movie. I check time it was 10: 20 pm. I bid fare well to AY and I told him that I will update him on WhatsApp. (************)
On getting home I met my uncle out side with angry face.( chaiii look at this my face, shey this AY plane will work, I pray e work sha).
Uncle: come here Mr man, where are you coming from..
Me: church sir ( with shaking voice)
Uncle: which church is that?
I did as AY told me and I was surprised when my uncle told me ” if you want to go out let me know, give me the key stupid boy”. I shouted on my mind *** chaii it worked ooo, AY Is guru when it comes to lying aspect. I followed my uncle inside, about 20minute later, my phone notification tone beep, I picked it to check the message, I was thinking it will be AY when I saw it was a friend request from BLESSING. On seeing the name “blessing” my d!ck signaled immediately..
I loged in to chat with her…
Watch out for part 5 ( the action of blessing )
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