Me: hi baby
Bb: please don’t baby me
Me: what have I done?
Bb: I can see you want me to sleep here.
Me: is not like that baby, I told you that tunji is going to bring some money for me since ATM is not working.
Bb: till when? This is 7:30, when do u expect me to get home with all the traffic.
Me: am sorry nah.
Bb: well am hungry, do you have noodles?
Me: yes, is inside the kitchen, inside the cupboard.
Bb entered inside kitchen to prepare indomie and I followed her to keep her company. We are still gisting and laughing when I had my phone ringing tone. I rushed to the parlor and checked the caller, it was Ttech. So I quickly pick the call and set it on loudspeaker and head straight to the kitchen so Bb can hear our conversation.
Me: hello paddy me
Ttech: bro I dey ooo
Me: how far the money?
Ttech: I forgot that the 3k that left with me yesterday; that I gave it to AY to collect his laptop from that engineer.
Me: aaagh, so how are we going to do it now.
Ttech: am on my way to fidelity bank. After withdrawing the money, I will come straight to your place.
Me: thanks bro
Ttech: how much did you say that time?
Me: 5k
Ttech OK, no lele
He ended the call and Bblondon faced me.
Bb: rely did I do bad thing to come and visit you?
Me: no baby, don’t feel that way, am so sorry. You know is not my fault, assuming the money is here I would have given it to you since .
Bb: ooh my goodness, have you seen what you caused
Me: oooh why will this rubbish indomie start burning at this point in time.
Bb: you are not serious, you are calling my indomie rubbish. Come and eat let me see you.
we joke and laugh after it. We entered parlor together with the plate of indomie. I decided to feed her. I was feeding her when Ttech call entered and i checked time, it was 8:05pm, I picked the call and set it on loudspeaker.
Me: hello bro
Ttech: bro there is problem ooo..
Me: (with scared face) hope nothing happened to you? Are you OK?
Ttech: am OK, nothing happened to me
Me: ThankGod, so what’s the problem
Ttech: I have gone to 3 ATM now and none seems to be paying.
Me: haaa… What’s there problem nah.
Ttech: there is no money again
Me: so what are we going to do now?
Ttech: is tomorrow that you can withdraw money again. Do you need the money urgent?
Me: yes, Bblondon is still here, and she wants to go. Right now I don’t have any money with me. And ATM here is not dispensing
Ttech: let her sleep there, tomorrow morning you will go and withdraw money for her.
Bb: (with angry voice) sleep kee, you must be joking. I didn’t tell my aunty that am sleeping over
Me: hope you heard her Ttech
Ttech: Bb just call your aunty and find something to tell her. Because ATM are not paying again. I have tried 3 different ATM but none was dispensing.
Bb: what will I tell her?
Ttech: I know you as a smart girl, I know you can handle this, or do you want to trek and go home.
Bb: trek? You must be joking
Ttech: then do what you gat to do
Me: thank you bro, I appreciate
We talk with tunji on phone for like 5 more minutes before the call ended. I decided to convince Bb to sleep in the house which she proved stubborn. With much pleading and petting she later agreed to sleep. She went outside to make a call which she spent about 4 minutes before coming inside and I believed she called her aunty. She asked me to give her one of my bussers. I was about getting the bussers for her when my phone message tone beep. I took my phone and I open the message. It was a message from Ttech which says ” make sure you bleep her real hard”. I laugh while holding my J0yst!ck!.
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