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I went outside the gate and wave hand to a byke man to take me to Ttech place. On getting there, I knock on the door and I was shock on who opened the door…. As the door was opened, I saw a young lady with big boobs and massive A$$ putting on only bra and pant. (***Jesu,Ttech dey enjoy oo, omo see better babe ooo, how will I bang this babe now, chaiii see boobs like big paw paw and A$$ like venzer***) immediately I forgot that Bblondon is waiting for me at home and I decided to initiate a chat with her.
Me: hi dear
She: am fine handsome
Me: ***omo see voice*** am rely and you?
She: am Juliet
Me: nice meeting you
Juliet: same here
Me: I must confess, I love you asset
Juliet: wow, am blushing
Me: what about tunji
Juliet: he is inside.
Two of us entered inside the house and I saw chidimma sitting on Ttech lap. We hug each other and I also greet chidimma who is also wearing only bra and pant. My J0yst!ck is already hard like iron. I was only thinking on how to bleep juliet before I go. We gisted for like 5 minutes when Ttech gave me sign to meet him outside.
Ttech: weting be Bblondon problem gan gan
Me: she wan go and I still want to bleep her this night, even tomorrow before she go.
Ttech: you know what?
Me: what boss!
Ttech: you go stay here till 6:00pm, nah the plan be that
Me: 6:00pm kee… What will I tell her if she call me on phone.
Ttech: tell her that, there is too much cue on the ATM and you are the last person and it is only one ATM that is functioning. that she should give you more time. Since she did not have money to go, she don’t have any option than to wait for you and she can’t trek and go home.
Me: chaiii this your brain they work sha
Ttech: she must pay for all the recharge card you have been sending to her.
Me: what if I got home around 6pm and she ask me for the money.
Ttech: tell her that you are unable to widraw money that cue was much, if you are to wait, that you will stay there till 10pm but there is a solution.
Me: what is the solution
Ttech: tell her that you called me to help you with some money and I said I will bring it before 7pm.
Me: but she will feel sad ooo
Ttech : sad kee… Ones you got home, call me and put the phone in loud speaker in front of her.
Ttech: so I can finish the movie, just play along with me.
Me: Ttech baba, Ttech baba joooor oooo my bad master planner. AY still dey learn work from your hand.
Me: Ttech guess what?
Ttech: She done give you HIV
Me: you no well
Ttech: then what?
Me: Bblondon says I should give her 5k that she need to buy provisions.
Ttech: pro what, in fact you are not giving her anything again, let her trek or she should go and sell her phone and use the money for T.F
Me: haa Ttech that one nah wickedness ooo
Ttech: see if you give her anything I will fight you ooo.
Me: OK boss… Let tomorrow reach first
Me: omo Ttech you dey enjoy ooo, see as you carry two girls they bleep .
Ttech: I no dey bleep juliet ooo nah only chidimma.
Me: omo that juliet set die…nah only her teeth spoil her. Her teeth too big. Shey you get condom for house?
Ttech: why do you ask?
Me: I want to bleep her before I go nah…or what do you think
Ttech: see you that can’t ask a girl out talk less of bleeping a girl you just meet.
Me: forget that one..me done upgrade ooo..forget levels ooo..
Ttech: ode, no go embarrass your self ooo
Me: OK let’s bet it, if I bleep her you will give me 2k and if I didn’t bleep her I will give you 2k.
We both enter inside to see chidimma and juliet.
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