A man goes to see his doctor

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he allowed. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he has a couple of young nymphomaniacs coming over and he needs the Viagra to keep up with them. The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes. A few days later the man the man returns to the doctor and this time asks the doctor to prescribe him the most powerful pain reliever that he can. The doctor asks, “Why do you need such a strong pain reliever, is your pe*is really sore?” “No,” the man replies. “I need it for my wrists, the two girls never showed up.”