Naija the only place where Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she goes back to her friends, their only question was “Is the guy loaded? Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets. Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’ Where Presidents and other government officials don’t know the national anthem. Where the Police on a road block makes more money a day than motorist and their owners. Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions and Front row seat in churches. Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!